Where Are They Now? Sherdog Legend UberTS Is Now a Cop!!!

So in a break from all the Conor and Nate Diaz and PEDS and everyone-and-their-mum-is-the-GOAT threads, I have some BREAKING news about none other than UberTS! Ok, so it's not exactly breaking, but I'm going to put to rest one of the great Sherdog mysteries.

For those of you who are ESPN noobs and don't know who UberTS is, first of all, slap yourself. Hard. Then read this thread that started it all:
https://forums.sherdog.com/threads/got-to-meet-frank-mir-today.1817483/

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Where Are They Now? Sherdog Legend UberTS Is Now a Cop!!!